always an adventure

December 2009

The Unicorn Code

glitter:

angiepants:

1. Unicorns never cheat.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns don’t talk to strangers.
4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
5. Unicorns are never late.
6. Unicorns aren’t conceited.
7. Unicorns don’t judge people.
8. Unicorns always give 100%.
9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
10. Unicorns don’t do drugs.

Dec 30, 2009

• Mary: ok. find me a tan, long-haired, musician who knows how to touch a woman and likes movies and ill find you the same thing, except hell like men
• Dan: Ahaha, ok. Sounds perfect. We need a set of twins, with one of them being bi/gay. ;D
• Mary: omg
• Mary: yes
• Mary: and we can have meaningless sex with them
• Dan: yes
• Dan: i love it

Dec 30, 2009

“i’d pelvic mileys thrust” —anna

Dec 29, 2009

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Dec 27, 20093 notes

“Bitches dont know” —dan trying to be me (via glitter)

Dec 24, 2009

• Anna: he needs to drop dead
• Anna: he literally clicks for hours STRAIGHT
• Anna: HOW
• Anna: DOESNT HE EVER PEE?
• Anna: SLEEP?
• Anna: JERK OFF?
• Anna: IDGI
• Dan: hes probably autistic. serverely. they're always good at something.
• Anna: in order of importance ^
• Dan: sadly, his autism talent is clicking.
• Anna: im autistic
• Dan: >severely
• Anna: you added that after you typed autistic
• Dan: Idt you're severely.
• Anna: and remembered
• Anna: "oh anna's autistic"
• Dan: no.
• Anna: "better add something"
• Dan: I knew you were when I started.
• Anna: sure sure sure
• Dan: I felt it needed emphasis
• Dan: so it is surronded by periods
• Dan: like
• Dan: pregnancies?
• Anna: what
• Dan: idk. the only other thing is "months" but those dont need emphasis
• Anna: what...
• Dan: idek
• Dan: leave me alone

Dec 22, 2009

Dec 21, 2009

• Anna: THIS PENCIL
• Anna: HOLY SHIT
• Anna: THIS PENCIL IS BEAUTIFUL
• Anna: HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE PERFECTLY SHARPENED
• Anna: THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SHARPNESS
• Anna: my mind is BLOWN i could write SONNETS about this pencil
• Anna: uses it as a dildo

Dec 20, 2009

• Stef: I did not know gdi
• Stef: i did not know rn either until you told me
• Dan: Pretty sure my friend made up rn.
• Dan: So thats ok. :P
• Stef: I was like "isnt that some kind of nurse" lol

Dec 20, 2009

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Dec 16, 2009

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: VAGINAS
• Stranger: hi
• You: IN MY HAIR
• You: EVERYWHERE
• You: HELP ME
• You: HELP ME PLEASE
• Stranger: ok
• You: I NEED HELP
• You: GET THEM OFF ME
• Stranger: why vaginas in your hair
• You: IDK
• You: THEY JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY
• You: ONTO MY HEAD
• You: AND THEY WONT GET OUT OF MY HAIR
• Stranger: wash your body?
• You: I TRIED
• You: NOTHING WORKED
• You: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS
• Stranger: vagina is?
• You: VAGINA IS THE FEMALE SEX ORGAN
• Stranger: ok
• Stranger: why the female sex organ is in your body
• Stranger: its sound strange
• You: IDK WHY
• You: THEY JUST FELL
• You: OUT OF THE SKY
• Stranger: tell your parent?
• Stranger: parents?
• You: THEY'RE BOTH DEAD
• You: WHY WOULD YOU BRING THEM UP
• You: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME
• You: NOW IM CRYING
• You: I CANT STOP
• Stranger: sorry
• Stranger: you are male?
• Stranger: i am male
• You: YES I AM MALE
• You: I AM CRYING
• You: DOESNT THAT MATTER TO YOU
• You: DONT YOU CARE
• Stranger: i don't understand why female organ is in your hair
• Stranger: no
• Stranger: it doesn't matter
• You: IT FELL OUT OF THE SKY
• You: YOU DONT CARE
• You: WHY DONT YOU CARE
• You: YOU MADE ME CRY
• You: THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU
• You: YOU SUCK
• Stranger: you can cry
• Stranger: maybe its the way to let you feel better
• You: HELP ME
• You: THE VAGINAS ARE IN MY HAIR
• Stranger: vaginas in your body let you cry
• You have disconnected.

Dec 16, 2009

• Dan: just grabbed the wrong thing out of the fridge
• Dan: poured iced tea on my cereal instead of milk

Dec 16, 20091 note

• Anna: mentally asigns pokemon to touhou characters
• Anna: assigns?
• Anna: ass igns?
• Anna: ass signs?
• Anna: grass sighs?
• Anna: glass pies?

Dec 16, 2009

• Anna: prepares acceptance speech
• Anna: hires a black guy to be my kanye
• Anna: omg brett
• Anna: brett can be my kanye
• Anna: yo cici i'm real happy for you
• Anna: and imma let y'all finish
• Anna: but arceus thrasher is the fastest clicker of all time
• Anna: of ALL TIME

Dec 13, 20091 note

• Anna: shes such an asshole jesus christ
• Anna: i legit want to marry her right now

Dec 12, 20091 note