I will have a Rapidash with:
- + Fire moves from Sunny Day
- +Atk from Swords Dance
- +Speed from Salac Berry
- +Boost from Flash Fire with a little prediction
- +Possible Substitute
In essence, he will rape everything and anything he touches. He will rain fire and woe from the sky and he will tear the skin off your pokemon and wear it like a cape. There will be no escape - he will just raze everything to the ground. I want you to think about this beautiful motherfucking horse and what he can do and then I want you to think about the fact that he knows no mercy. He is a souless killing machine that breathes in oxygen and converts it to pure awesome. This horse could singlehoofedly end the war in Iraq but he won't because he likes the smell of despair. This horse used to play cards every Thursday with Kim Jong Ill and Pyramid Head but stopped because he thought they were pussies. THIS GORGEOUS MOTHERFUCKER was born from the union of an erupting volcano and the detonation of an atomic bomb over Nagasaki.The only thing that will stop this Rapidash is recoil from Flare Blitz and let me tell you from experience I can get about 4 of those off before recoil sets in and the fire-resistant pokemon you send out will get raped by Megahorn or Return and/or crippled by Hypnosis/Wil'o'Wisp. And when he is done crushing everything you've ever known and cared about into ash he will open his mouth and he will sing the end of you and all you stand for. You will cease to exist.
Anna: I CANT WAIT AROUND FOREVER FOR YOU TO LIKE BEER
Dan: WHY DO I HAVE TO LIKE BEER ANYWAY.
Dan: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET ME DRUNK.
Dan: WHICH ISNT HARD.
Dan: ILL DO TEQUILA SHOTS ALL NIGHT CAUSE THEIR SHOTS.
Dan: LETS GO.
Anna: are we still in the floating box??
Anna: cause if we were
Anna: i just left