always an adventure

so yesterday at BBW I was helping this group of four girls and we were chatting and having a great time (and I sold them like $120 worth of candles between the four of them). it was cool, they leave, whatever.

like 7 minutes later two of them walk back in, walk up to me, and are like “are you single?” running through my mind is just wait this hasn’t actually happened before how do i tell them i’m gay so I say “yeah” to which they reply “good so we have this friend josh he’s super cute do you want his number?”

and that is the story about how customers like me so much they set me up with their friends

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

"i never inject, weed sucks"

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

"i never inject, weed sucks"

cophinescockerspaniels:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

sonickid1234:

shavostars:

I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

i want to see more of this tbh

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fuckyeah1990s:

ok i think this would be pretty sick… 

fuckyeah1990s:

ok i think this would be pretty sick… 

TAGGED:   i would wear it
tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

TAGGED:   dats bae

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

parteira:

tastefullyoffensive:

[ladyhaywire] (more behind the gifs)

i didn’t expect any of this when i was reading it.

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ihatecispeople:

if the creator has to say “yeah this one vague line was refering to this character being gay” it doesnt count as representation. if it’s a punchline at the end of the movie, it doesn’t count as representation. if the writer announces it outside the work but never in the work it doesnt fucking count as representation

I HAVE FEELINGS TOWARDS THIS

While I agree that yes some more blatant representation would be cool and there isn’t nearly enough, I think small things or external things saying that a character is gay are okay because like anyone can be gay there isn’t a gay type.

Yes there should be more gay relationships and stuff, but characters being subtly gay is okay too. 

More representation though yes please. 

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TAGGED:   i hate it   for reasons   ugh

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

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